1. The Sisyphus
Design a page with so many paragraphs of information, that surely your unsuspecting user might pass out with boredom if only the pain in their wrist from all that downward action would allow them.
Make sure those browsers never find that bit of content somewhere in the middle of this never-ending page.
Ensure that finding the footer is as fraught a journey as finding Nemo.
Create this and you are worthy of the title Master of Sisyphus.
2. The neglected attic
Aim to confuse and you have earned The Neglected Attic badge of honour.
3. the multi-coloured onslaught
- Make that page super long, so very long, put that footer way down in a galaxy far far away.
- Fill it with everything you can think of, content content content, can't get enough of that content!
- Colour that page with your best and brightest. Make me shudder. Attack those retinas!
And finally, send me a link to your beastly creation, and I'll send you the definition of sarcasm ;)